Yahoo versus Yahweh: Are They The Same Thing?
by Dan the Uber-Wench
Are Yahoo and Yahweh the same thing? Perhaps the only thing they share is the first three
letters of their names, but we should not be too hasty. Let's look at the evidence, shall we...
|Equivocal to "The Lord Almighty."
||Equivocal to "Ask Jeeves."
|Created all things on this earth, including Yahoo.
||Searchable database of all things on this earth they thought worth listing. To their
credit, they remembered to list themselves.
|Not available in corporeal form at this time.
||Available in electronic form. Also available in magazine form, although the links
don't work when you click on them.
|Does not answer you when you ask "What is the meaning of life?"
||Answers your question by giving you links to 5 web sites and the Yahoo directory,
Arts > Humanities > Philosophy > Personal Philosophy > Meaning of Life.
|Does not smell like soap.
||Does not smell like soap. Coincidence? We think not.
After extensive analysis of the evidence at hand and extensive consumption of mind-altering
substances, we concluded that I am a veal chop with dill sauce. Thank you for your time.
Did we mention that Dan is completely insane? We did? Good.