Table 4b:  you play or watch a sport.  Enjoy!
1:  I am the biggest fan of the L.A. Clippers.  Those cheerleaders are dreamy.  Well, sure, I watch the players too.
2:  I'd probably watch tennis even if Pornikouva didn't play.  Davenport ain't that bad either if you're into chicks that look like dudes.
3:  Golf is all about shafts and heads and balls and holes and swinging.  It's such a sensual sport.
4:  I like ringing doorbells and running away.  I've got the shotgun wounds to prove it.
5:  I'm absolutely hooked on watching The Real World on MTV.
6:  The one game that I can't get enough of is this game we call Life.  Now spin the chamber again and it's your turn to pull the trigger.
 

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