Table 3c:  you like to read stuff.  Bookstores and libraries are great places to hit on people.  Roll your 1D6 big guy.
1:  I like to read magazines.  Ones with bright glossy pictures are preferable.
2:  I like to read fiction, so long as it's good fiction.  (Good fiction is fiction I like)
3:  I like to read biographies of famous people I wouldn't want to know in person.
4:  I like to read travel books.  Cheaper than going to those hellholes!  Damned foreigners always ruining a perfectly good tourist spot.
5:  I like to read food labels.  I find the most unhealthy foods so I can slowly poison my husband.
6:  I like to read billboards.  Wouldn't it be funny if those things were made by a person named Bill?
 

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