Table 3a:  knowledge buff on a particular topic.  Make sure to act embarrassed over other people's ignorance on your topic of specialty, it'll make them feel inferior enough to realize how special you are.
1:  I like to learn about the differences between the various U.S. states.  Wow, Rhode Island's small!
2:  I am sooo good at the Kevin Bacon game because I'm a movie connoisseur.
3:  I love staring at birds, I can recognize them by their poo!
4:  Did you hear that the Dow dropped 50 points yesterday?  I've been watching the market.
5:  I love nature.  There's nothing more beautiful than peacocks making love on Discovery.
6:  I know more obscure mixed drinks than you could believe.  Wanna hear how to make a Long, Hard Screw Against the Minister of Defense?
 

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