Table 2c:  obsession with a particular person you know.  Sometimes our hobbies are things, sometimes our hobbies are people.  After you roll the 1D6, you might want to invest in some binoculars.
1:  I know the Bible says don't covet your neighbor's wife, but...
2:  I can't wait for Biology class to roll around so I can sit behind Marla and stare at her ass-crack.
3:  If only that person who does the late shift at Wendy's knew of the deep love I feel for her...
4:  I spend a lot of time with my family, because family's really important, right?!
5:  I spend a lot of time with my secretary, because work's really important, right?!
6:  Even though I know that Jen and I were meant for each other, I've stopped following her like the court told me to.
 

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