Table 2a:  obsession with someone who's really freaking rich.  Roll the 1D6 already, quasi-gamer!  Oh, you're worried about looking gay because you're a guy obsessed with another guy?  Just tell them that you're into him because of his virile load of wealth.  They'll understand.
1:  Donald Trump can give me an indecent proposal anytime.
2:  Bill Gates isn't that bad-looking once you look at his wallet.
3:  Steve Forbes is actually pretty funny, I saw him on SNL once.
4:  I bet the king of Kuwait and I have a lot in common.
5:  Who was that last guy who won Who Wants to be a Millionaire?  He's dreamy.
6:  I don't care about the monkey.  Michael Jackson really is the King of Pop.
 

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