Table 1c:  obsession with a movie or TV star.  Roll the freaking 1D6 again and then you're finished.  Yes, it's perfectly healthy to want sexual relations with a complete stranger because you saw them on TV.  Relax, everybody does it.
1:  Harrison Ford isn't that old, I'd definitely still do him.
2:  I can't get enough of Christina Ricci with that round head of hers.
3:  John Lithgow is such a freak!  That's why I bought his poster!
4:  Sarah Michelle Gellar is soooo much more than just Buffy.
5:  Leonardo DiCaprio is awesome, I even saw The Man in the Iron Mask for him.
6:  Yeah I know Pokemon/Powerpuff Girls aren't real, but they're sooo cute!
 

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