On The Cutting Room Floor of the National Pork Board's Ad Agency
by Pork Russell
Just a spoonful of sugar makes the pork go down.
Waste pork, want pork.
Two porks don't make a right.
Who let the pork out?
If you build it, they will pork.
Where there's pork, there's pork.
When the pork hits your eye like a big pizza pie that's pork.
Hell hath no fury like a woman's pork.
2 Legit! 2 Legit 2 Pork!
"I want the pork!" "You can't handle the pork!"
Do you believe in life after pork? I can feel something inside myself, I really
don't think it's pork loin though.
Ich bin ein pork donut.
I did not have sexual relations with that pork.
To pork, or not to pork, that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
the slings and arrows of outrageous pork,
or to take arms against a sea of pork,
and by opposing, end pork?
Pork you, motherporker! Pork you!
The only good pork is a dead pork.
You can lead a pork to pork, but you can't make him pork.
As I lay me down to sleep, I pray the lord my soul to keep, and if I die before
I wake, I pork pork pork pork pork pork pork.
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Pork...
Pork: The Other White Pork.
go back to the pork
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