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On The Cutting Room Floor of the National Pork Board's Ad Agency
by Pork Russell


Just a spoonful of sugar makes the pork go down.

Waste pork, want pork.

Two porks don't make a right.

Who let the pork out?

If you build it, they will pork.

Where there's pork, there's pork.

When the pork hits your eye like a big pizza pie that's pork.

Hell hath no fury like a woman's pork.

2 Legit! 2 Legit 2 Pork!

"I want the pork!" "You can't handle the pork!"

Do you believe in life after pork? I can feel something inside myself, I really don't think it's pork loin though.

Ich bin ein pork donut.

I did not have sexual relations with that pork.

To pork, or not to pork, that is the question: Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous pork, or to take arms against a sea of pork, and by opposing, end pork?

Pork you, motherporker! Pork you!

The only good pork is a dead pork.

You can lead a pork to pork, but you can't make him pork.

As I lay me down to sleep, I pray the lord my soul to keep, and if I die before I wake, I pork pork pork pork pork pork pork.

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Pork: The Other White Pork.


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