The Super-Abridged Version of Melville's Moby Dick
In our continuing Great Works series, None More Comic brings you the ultra-condensed version of
Melville's Moby Dick, in our continuing effort to promote scholarship and literacy. We've boiled
the story down to its most basic elements while still retaining the essence of the novel. So
don't think of this as just reading a summary: it's like reading the entire book, really. And so,
we bring you...
MOBY DICK BY MELVILLE
AHAB: Fuck you, whale!
AHAB: Arrrgh! This is just like the human condition.
And that's all you need to know.