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Merry Christmas, and Do I Look Fat?
by Bayard Russell

I couldn't think of anything to write for today, so in penance for my unproductiveness I've decided to put myself up for public judgement. That's right, I've submitted my pic to the esteemed website, Why? Because I find it so hilarious that people would submit themselves to such degradation, that I had to try it for myself.

How does this connect up with Christmas? I have no fucking clue.

Pass judgement on me!

That is all for now.

Boy, that was random.