The Super-Abridged Version of Dickens' A Christmas Carol
For the third installment of The Great Works series, we bring you a classic,
A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens. Although it is already past New Years
and, technically, out-of-season for a Christmas-related piece, we believe that
the story is a universal metaphor that applies to all sorts of holidays, like Easter and
Valentine's Day. So without further ado, None More Comic presents the ultra-condensed version of...
A CHRISTMAS CAROL BY CHARLES DICKENS
SCROOGE: Bah humbug.
GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PAST: Hi.
GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PRESENT: Hi.
GHOST OF CHRISTMAS FUTURE: (silent)
SCROOGE: Merry Christmas.
TINY TIM: God Bless Us, Every One.
And that's all you need to know.