For the third installment of The Great Works series, we bring you a classic, A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens. Although it is already past New Years and, technically, out-of-season for a Christmas-related piece, we believe that the story is a universal metaphor that applies to all sorts of holidays, like Easter and Valentine's Day. So without further ado, None More Comic presents the ultra-condensed version of...

A CHRISTMAS CAROL BY CHARLES DICKENS

SCROOGE: Bah humbug.

GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PAST: Hi.

GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PRESENT: Hi.

GHOST OF CHRISTMAS FUTURE: (silent)

SCROOGE: Merry Christmas.

TINY TIM: God Bless Us, Every One.

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