As the ever-popular dead baby jokes have shown, even something horrible and disgusting can be funny.  Dead baby jokes have taken comedy to another level (basement?) and set the industry standard for shock humor.  But where do we go next, how do we move ahead?  I think the next uncharted territory is cancer jokes.  Cancer is an incurable, scary, horribly debilitating disease claiming millions of lives every year, and it's an incredibly taboo thing to joke about.  It follows, then, that cancer must be the new frontier for tasteless comedy.  Yes, cancer victim jokes are the next logical step on the long, descending stairway to humor hell.  And NoneMore.com is more than willing to let go of the handrail.

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Bad Cancer Victim Jokes!  Oh boy!

Why did the cancer victim cross the road?
He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

What's the best thing about having cancer?
Shorter showers.

What's the difference between a skinhead and a cancer victim?
The skinhead's not going to die from a horrible, incurable disease.

What's the difference between a cancer victim and a guy with AIDS?
You won't get sick from f*cking a cancer victim.

How many cancer victims does it take to change a light bulb?
None:  they're too weak to climb the ladder.

A cancer victim walks into a bar.  The bartender says "So, what'll you have?"  The cancer victim replies, "A malignant tumor eating away my decrepit body."

What does chemotherapy have in common with its patients?
They both have half-lives.  (a little chemistry joke there.)

You know what's so great about cancer?
Nothing.

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Tee hee!  Aren't these jokes hilarious?

I hope I don't get gang raped for this one.
 

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